Sunday, February 26, 2012

superman

Sometimes I wish I were Superman. Like when I brush my teeth. To me, I know it's good for me and I do take the time to do it properly (so don't cringe) but I'd just as soon not have to spend even those few minutes doing it. If I were Superman I could do that in fast motion and be done in just a few seconds.

Same with taking a shower, or just getting ready for work in the morning. Plus I could fly to work and not have to deal with traffic jams. 

Did Superman's hair grow?  Because I was wondering if he ever had to get a hair cut. If so, how did the barber cut his hair?  Or was his hair not the same as the rest of his body and it could be cut like anyone else's hair?  Or did his parents thoughtfully include a pair of scissors when they shot him to Earth from Krypton? 

It wouldn't take me very long to type these blog entries, either. 

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