Here's a couple of jokes that I thought were hilarious (so you can see what sort of sense of humor I possess) that are here so your visit to the blog today won't be a complete waste of time:
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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13.....13....13!'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14...14.....14...!
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1 comment:
made me laugh ...15...15...15
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