Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Joking

Well there's really not much going on around here. Work is getting busy. I already wrote about how good the remastered Beatles CD's are yesterday although I should add that after writing that, I listened to "Revolver" in mono. Excellent.. just more support for their being the genius group, and the recording quality was terrific as well.

Here's a couple of jokes that I thought were hilarious (so you can see what sort of sense of humor I possess) that are here so your visit to the blog today won't be a complete waste of time:

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Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."

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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13.....13....13!'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14...14.....14...!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

made me laugh ...15...15...15