Tuesday, September 15, 2009

HIgh Life

I don't mean to make any of you envious but in today's mail was a very exclusive invitation, addressed to me personally, to apply for the VISA Black Card.

Yes, I did say it was an application but I am sure that is a mere formality.

Don't feel bad if you didn't receive an invitation; the material that came with it said it was only being offered to 1% of United States residents. So if you aren't part of the 3,040,000 or so individuals to whom this offer was made, it isn't the end of the world. Well, maybe 4,000,000 if you include illegal people who were hiding when the population was counted.

On top of that, the card is made of carbon. It's not just a credit card, it is an investment since one day it will be a diamond.

All that for an annual fee of only $495.

I already know what my inaugural purchase on this card is going to be:

In case you don't know what that is, it's a blu ray player. But not just any blu ray player; this one goes for a cool $135,000.00. With VISA Black, I don't think there's going to be any problem with credit limits.

If you want to read more about this blu ray player, click here.

Don't worry, though. This blog will still be the same humble little site it has always been!

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